Methitarian 

Individual METHodists advocating for their love of meth and all they can steal whilst saying they don't have a problem. Their mission statement is " If their not looking, grab the bag and help them look for it. "

I'm not a drug addict, I'm a methitarian.

Methitarian by WhitePhantom February 21, 2022

Meatitarian 

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.

Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!

Meatitarian by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

Ethitarian 

Ethitarianism, sometimes referred to as the political science diet, is a diet based on the principals of consumer responsibility and morality. The diet encourages personal relationships with your food and/or those who produce, supply, and sell it. Ethitarianism is more than a diet; it is a lifestyle choice.
The main principles of Ethitarianism are humane treatment of animals, responsible and ethical management of the natural environment and its ecosystems, fairness to workers (both foreign and domestic), and the personal responsibility of the consumer.

local/personal relationship<----->corporate/ no relationship
eat anything <-----------> eat vegan

-"Wanna go get lunch at (insert some disgusting fast food chain here)?"

-"No thanks, I'm an Ethitarian."

Ethitarian by ethitarian September 13, 2009

Meritarian

A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.

Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!

Meritarian by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Tacotarian/Mexitarian

Tacotarian
Someone who only eats tacos or any food made in mexico.

Mexitarian similar to tacotarian but this person likes tacos and any food in Mexico and who will go know where or do nothing unless it is in Mexico

Tacotarian
1.Did u know that Bob is a tacotarian/mexitarain
2. Adam won't eat pizza he is a fucking tacotarian/mexitarian.

Mexitarian
1. I will not go golfing with you or go anywhere with you unless it is in mexico because I am a mexitarian and I love tacos because i am also a tacotarian.

2.Mom I'm married a Mexitarian/tacotarian so I am moving to mexico and going to eat some tacos.

Tacotarian/Mexitarian by Russasaurus October 17, 2008

Metrotarian 

Metrotarian is to vegetarian as metrosexual is to homosexual. Someone who acts vegetarian while sneaking in meat whenever they can. These people frequently order chicken breasts and claim they have white meat "every once in awhile." Also, they tend to ignore cooking mediums. Vegetables cooked in animal fats and animal stocks are often overlooked.

For breakfast I had a Metrotarian sandwich: eggs, cheese, cucumber, sprouts, tomato, with onions and peppers cooked in bacon fat.

Metrotarian by Blocknessmonster February 3, 2010

mehgitarian

Someone who isn't a vegetarian, but doesn't generally eat meat.

Tommy: She doesn't really eat meat, so most of these recipes would be lost on her.

Robert: What? I didn't know she was a vegetarian?

Tommy: Yeah…but she made a kickass potroast yesterday.

Robert: So a "mehgitarian"?

Tommy: "Mostly vege"

mehgitarian by ramses0 October 31, 2011