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Megatarian 

A obese vegetarian. One who has replaced meat in there diet with cookies, cake, ice cream and other junk food.

Self righteous and rude, condemns meat eaters. and is usually on assisted breathing machine.
Did you see the Megatarian eat all the cheese doodles?
Megatarian by Lord evil March 22, 2013

Meatitarian 

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.
Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!
Meatitarian by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

Megatarianism 

Offsetting ones carbon footprint from flying by abstaining from meat consumption prior to a flight (one week for short-haul, 2week for long-haul).
I'm practicing megatarianism this week before my flight to Hawaii.
Megatarianism by Moruzzi June 3, 2018

Meritarian

A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.
Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
Meritarian by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Tacotarian/Mexitarian

Tacotarian
Someone who only eats tacos or any food made in mexico.

Mexitarian similar to tacotarian but this person likes tacos and any food in Mexico and who will go know where or do nothing unless it is in Mexico
Tacotarian
1.Did u know that Bob is a tacotarian/mexitarain
2. Adam won't eat pizza he is a fucking tacotarian/mexitarian.

Mexitarian
1. I will not go golfing with you or go anywhere with you unless it is in mexico because I am a mexitarian and I love tacos because i am also a tacotarian.

2.Mom I'm married a Mexitarian/tacotarian so I am moving to mexico and going to eat some tacos.

Megatarian 

A school where you learn to shoot wild T-Rexes.
Person 1: what kind of school do you go to?
Person 2: a megatarian school
Person 1: what's that?
Person 2: a school where you learn to shoot wild T-Rexes
Person 1: oh.