Ethitarian 

Ethitarianism, sometimes referred to as the political science diet, is a diet based on the principals of consumer responsibility and morality. The diet encourages personal relationships with your food and/or those who produce, supply, and sell it. Ethitarianism is more than a diet; it is a lifestyle choice.
The main principles of Ethitarianism are humane treatment of animals, responsible and ethical management of the natural environment and its ecosystems, fairness to workers (both foreign and domestic), and the personal responsibility of the consumer.

local/personal relationship<----->corporate/ no relationship
eat anything <-----------> eat vegan

-"Wanna go get lunch at (insert some disgusting fast food chain here)?"

-"No thanks, I'm an Ethitarian."

Ethitarian by ethitarian September 13, 2009

Eggitarian 

A term used to identify someone who has become so confused by their own belief in the trinity that they say "the trinity is like an egg" over and over. When pressed by outsiders for a deeper explanation, often the eggitarian will begin to run in circles pretending to be a dog chasing its tail. This heresy has historical roots in the state of Arkansas and has recently spread into southern Missouri.

He is an Eggitarian

Eggitarian by truth&facts September 15, 2016

Methitarian 

Individual METHodists advocating for their love of meth and all they can steal whilst saying they don't have a problem. Their mission statement is " If their not looking, grab the bag and help them look for it. "

I'm not a drug addict, I'm a methitarian.

Methitarian by WhitePhantom February 21, 2022