Metalitarian

extremist metalhead who does not allow any other music genre than metal to be played in their home, in their car, on their computer or even on their radio.

Scene kid: I don't know why you hang out with that guy, he's a fucking psycho just like every other metalhead in the world.
Goth chick: what do you have against him? He's never done anything to you.
Scene kid: just last year, he kicked my ass and busted my jaw for hating on metal... I'm telling you, he is a complete Metalitarian.

by Caion January 4, 2014

Meatitarian

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.

Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!

by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

Methitarian

Individual METHodists advocating for their love of meth and all they can steal whilst saying they don't have a problem. Their mission statement is " If their not looking, grab the bag and help them look for it. "

I'm not a drug addict, I'm a methitarian.

by WhitePhantom February 21, 2022