Metaltorus 

A courtroom menace. It spins like sonic (wild).

If metaltorus shows up in the courtroom, it's over.

Metaltorus by BUGAGAGUY July 11, 2021

Metallocrustomachinaism

The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email [e-mail]

Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!

Metallocrustomachinaism by The Prophets February 19, 2009

Metalorism 

The relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. A high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol at a time and not suffer certain disabilities: e.g., drunkeness, hangovers.

"Red's metalorism is incredibly high-- he just did six shots and is still standing!"

Metalorism by Michael Kleiner October 15, 2006

MetalMouse 

The best mod of server scanning inc

swp: "I love MetalMouse"

MetalMouse by MetalMouse October 16, 2022