MetalMum
CEO of all Metal creatures and leader of the Metal cult. Also the reason that snakes will not be added to the roblox game: Dinosaur Simulator
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Metalmuffin
A based individual who is so throughly themselves they have waton disregard for social norms to the degree most people find distasteful.
Metalmuffin by RMMD December 6, 2022
encyclopaedia metallum
A heavy metal forum that has perhaps the largest collection of pricks and/or douchebags. Dominated by pseudo intellectuals and nerds that have nothing better to do but congregate with other morons about their favorite br00tal music. They give a very bad image to metalheads.
Everyone there seems to have the exact same ideology on numerous subjects, such as the existence of aliens "out there". Go try trolling them, you'll see how pathetic and stupid they really are.
Everyone there seems to have the exact same ideology on numerous subjects, such as the existence of aliens "out there". Go try trolling them, you'll see how pathetic and stupid they really are.
Troll: Hey, your favorite bands blow.
Basement monkey (any admin on encyclopaedia metallum, really): rage rage rage rage rage
Troll: Ever stopped to think why your band is so "under ground"? Maybe it's because so few people like it since it's a shitty band?
Army of basement monkeys (all other forum members): rage rage rage
Basement monkey (any admin on encyclopaedia metallum, really): rage rage rage rage rage
Troll: Ever stopped to think why your band is so "under ground"? Maybe it's because so few people like it since it's a shitty band?
Army of basement monkeys (all other forum members): rage rage rage
encyclopaedia metallum by Barathrum October 7, 2009
r/metalmemes
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear how r/metalmemes destroyed all the cringy sabaton fans?
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.
r/metalmemes by Based person December 26, 2021
Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)
An internet database of all things metal that makes teenagers run to the urban dictionary and post their angst induced feelings about the Metal Archives because their favorite ha4dc0re!@! but non-metal band was rejected.
Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
Conversation at The Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)
Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!
MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.
Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.
MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.
MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!
MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.
Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.
MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.
MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum) by AntiPoseur September 9, 2011
Mortem Metallum
Mortem Metallum by We do large amounts of trollin April 9, 2021
Legion of Mortem Metallum
x - Yo what clan is the most annoying.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.
Legion of Mortem Metallum by RozzyNotFound April 16, 2021