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MetalMum

CEO of all Metal creatures and leader of the Metal cult. Also the reason that snakes will not be added to the roblox game: Dinosaur Simulator
"Who started the Metal cult?"

"Oh, it was MetalMum"
by Fewtoast May 20, 2021
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Metalmuffin

A based individual who is so throughly themselves they have waton disregard for social norms to the degree most people find distasteful.
Ruby was such a metalmuffin that she got blocked on social media.
by RMMD December 6, 2022
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encyclopaedia metallum

A heavy metal forum that has perhaps the largest collection of pricks and/or douchebags. Dominated by pseudo intellectuals and nerds that have nothing better to do but congregate with other morons about their favorite br00tal music. They give a very bad image to metalheads.
Everyone there seems to have the exact same ideology on numerous subjects, such as the existence of aliens "out there". Go try trolling them, you'll see how pathetic and stupid they really are.
Troll: Hey, your favorite bands blow.

Basement monkey (any admin on encyclopaedia metallum, really): rage rage rage rage rage

Troll: Ever stopped to think why your band is so "under ground"? Maybe it's because so few people like it since it's a shitty band?

Army of basement monkeys (all other forum members): rage rage rage
by Barathrum October 7, 2009
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r/metalmemes

A subreddit for posting memes about metal bands. The sub has very much quality content.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear how r/metalmemes destroyed all the cringy sabaton fans?
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.
by Based person December 26, 2021
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Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)

An internet database of all things metal that makes teenagers run to the urban dictionary and post their angst induced feelings about the Metal Archives because their favorite ha4dc0re!@! but non-metal band was rejected.

Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
Conversation at The Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)

Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!

MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.

Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.

MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.

MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
by AntiPoseur September 9, 2011
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Mortem Metallum

The worse roblox fighting game since the owner ender don’t care about it
Man mortem metallum hitboxes suck ass
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Legion of Mortem Metallum

Bunch of cucks with high af ego. Also the clan with highest amount of child soldiers.
x - Yo what clan is the most annoying.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.
by RozzyNotFound April 16, 2021
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