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Meta Human Bowl 

Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.
The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!
Meta Human Bowl by doocezz June 23, 2021

metahuman 

A metahuman is someone exposed to some mutagenic compound, such as in the form of a gas, that mutates them down to their DNA, either giving them a superpower or altering their appearance drastically.

See, also, Bang Baby
Bang Baby (a metahuman created by the metagas created by Alva Industries)
metahuman by DanMat6288 February 17, 2005

MetaHumanChad

A Chad who writes speedcore, plays rhythm games in an unparalleled fashion the likes of which some can only hope to witness one far off day, and makes the funny meme.
Ayo, MetaHumanChad's playing Osu Mania! Look at those fingers! Hear those custom keybinds click!
MetaHumanChad by Jamm-Scotch February 1, 2022

borderline metahuman 

Badass Normals, especially ones with low-key superpowers
Robin from Teen Titans 2003 is a Borderline Metahuman
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026