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black mesa 

1. An awesome remake of the original Half-Life 1.
2. The facility in which Half-Life 1 takes place in.
1. Dude, you should play Black Mesa, it's new and improved from Half-Life 1!
2. Gordon Freeman works at Black Mesa.
black mesa by Sir Terry October 3, 2013

The Black Mesa Button 

The Black Mesa Button is what Mr. Sentual uses to blend up a G-Man from Half-Life 2 (a parody on youtube about the ever popular Will it Blend series)

Also to be used in situations where something so bad is going to happen and you know it is but you don't give a flying fuck

ex. Gordon Freeman going into the teleporter and it doesn't work (big surprise there)
I think i'll use The Black Mesa Button

They want me to go to Mars in a rinky-dink space-ship and i probably won't come back but i'll just use The Black Mesa Button

Black Mesa Research Facility 

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.

black mesa sweet voice

A strand of bubbles projected from the mouth, used by Benrey (Or Benry) in the Half Life But The AI Is Self Aware series created by the wayneradiotv YouTube channel.
Gordon: "What- what are you doing to him?"
Benrey: "It's the- theee- Black Mesa Sweet Voice."

black mesa source

When you go to the Nevada desert and masturbate using pliers. Commonly confused with the iron grip.
Some guy: Dude, I gave myself the black mesa source this weekend!

other guy: thats gross!
black mesa source by The Iron Grip September 9, 2006

black mesa blowjob 

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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