The hottest woman that will ever live. Every guy wants to Alabama Hot Pocket her. She visits you in your dreams and then meets you the next morning and bed fucks you with test tubes and bunsen burners
'Dude I saw MerylByfield last night, we just made 5 babies last night!'
'Broo I want to Alabama Hot Pocket her so much!'
by OldManDownstairsHandle June 21, 2019
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