The most bent-straight man ever. Can barely keep his dick in his pants. His cock is average 25 feet long. He can please any girl he likes just by giving them some roofies and a back massage. He loves twerking on guys and girls. He never makes anyone feel left out. His
by OldManDownstairsHandle October 31, 2019
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The hottest woman that will ever live. Every guy wants to Alabama Hot Pocket her. She visits you in your dreams and then meets you the next morning and bed fucks you with test tubes and bunsen burners
'Dude I saw MerylByfield last night, we just made 5 babies last night!'
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by OldManDownstairsHandle June 21, 2019
An absolute faggot and a nonce, he doesnt even know chemistry or maths or physics and ca barely get his peen up. He tries to get nudes off of strangers and can never get any, not matter how many he tries with! He's an actualy dickhead who doesnt think about anyone else, he smashes his TV and blames it on gravity. He loves to whack it off to furry porn and has a fur suit himself
by OldManDownstairsHandle June 22, 2019