Merry merry 

I don’t give a fuck, commonly said while walking a way from a conservation.

“You still owe me 20 bucks bro” “merry merry” *walks away

Merry merry by Crispyfrog May 8, 2018

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round 

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

merry meet

A greeting used by witches, pagans, and Wiccans in speech and in writing. It stands for the words of a chant, "merry meet and merry part and merry meet again," commonly used at the end of ceremonies. "Merry meet" can also used as a closing or goodbye, but blessed be is the more common way to sign a letter or say goodbye.

Merry meet, friend! It's good to see you!

merry meet by pwitch July 31, 2016

Merry ex-mas 

This is the way to jokingly which your ex a happy holiday.

Merry ex-mas, Susie!

Merry ex-mas by I, Wreckerrr November 29, 2020

Merry 

Merry is a genuinely funny and caring person. Even though she might play around or joke a lot, she actually cares on the inside. You’ll be lucky if you meet a Merry because she’ll always make you happy and that she all she cares about. She’s really smart and sometimes dramatic. KEEP HER!!

Boy: I like merry
Boy: I think everyone likes merry!

Merry by mer090 December 28, 2019