Merriam-Webster dictionary 

A collection of American words not actually used by Americans.

I found Urban Dictionary more useful than Merriam-Webster dictionary while learnig modern American language.

Merriam-Webster dictionary by Peevee July 30, 2008

The Marriam Webster Dictionary 

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

the marriam webster dictionary 

An embarrassing misspelling of an accredited dictionary on urbandictionary.com

Hey, look at those idiots! They spelled "Merriam Webster" wrong! Oh, the irony!

the marriam webster dictionary by mespelgud March 24, 2004

the marriam webster dictionary 

the result of a dickweed entering a post without verifying that the entry is spelled properly.

the person who entered this posted is a stupid idiot jag off.

the marriam webster dictionary by your friend November 5, 2003

the marriam webster dictionary 

not really a dictionary, more of a way to advertise marriam websters

BUY your own marriam webster $2.99 a pound!!

the marriam webster dictionary by hex_ten November 24, 2003

the marriam webster dictionary 

eligible

the marriam webster dictionary by Anonymous October 30, 2003

the marriam webster dictionary 

dictionary for those who are sheltered and wouldn't be able to walk down my streets and understand anything

Sup! What's the dealy yo? E'erthing's off an' poppin. Holla!

Hello! How are you doing? We are having a good time. Goodbye.

the marriam webster dictionary by Mangus January 23, 2004