Merpster

A person that sits awkwardly in awkward situations not knowing what to say.

When Katie was questioned about her subpar work by her manager she simply stated 'merp' this is the act of being a 'merpster'

by Boitonoius February 7, 2023

Meepster

One who is devoted to the art of the meep; perhaps one of the Followers of the Meep. They use the word "meep" often, and can be non-human. Another name for them is Meepists.

Person 1: Hey, how's life?
Person 2: Meepish.
Person 1: Ugh... you're a Meepster, aren't you.

Person 2: Yes. "One who searches for Meep finds god".
Person 1: :|

by Biblo elf March 12, 2011

marpster

a hoe that fucks through the ass. otherwise known as...cleet head.

Jimmy: That marpster was great last night
Bobby: Whats a marpster?
Jimmy: A hoe that fucks through the ass..DUHH
Bobby: OHH...
Jimmy: Youu know..a cleet head..
Bobby: OHH YEAHH now i know what you are talking about!

by veronica and Jimmy October 13, 2006