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menage-a-twat

1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention

2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.

I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.
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Menage-a-twat

Threesome with ALL women
Dude: I just watch this porn video with 3 chicks getting it on
Buddy: Oh, you saw a menage-a-twat flick
Menage-a-twat by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

ménage à twats

threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.
Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.

Enter ménage à twats.
ménage à twats by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010

manage a twat 

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.
After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!
manage a twat by John Melidi September 8, 2006

Ménage à twats

Group of three sluts.
Tom, look at that Ménage à twats over there. Grab Joe and let's go get laid!
Ménage à twats by Buffjhsn March 5, 2014
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