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men in black 

1. Usually refers to members of the F.B.I., C.I.A., N.S.A., or any members of other covert, government run, or para-military organization or the organizations themselves. These organizations are sometimes involved with extraterestrial or other worldly matters. Members of these organizations usually wear black suits, drive black cars or S.U.V.'s, provide little, if any, information to members of the general public and act in a mostly unpredictable and paranoid manner.
2. The government it self(Usually used in a conspiritorial sense)
3. Any covert group
4. A popular 1997 science fiction/action film featuring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

A popular quote from the character Zed(Rip Torn) from the above film describes the ways of The Men in Black and their cohorts:

Zed: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

Related/Words:
MiB's: an abbreviation for Men In Black
Synonyms:
G-Men
Feds
Agents
Suits
The Man
One day, the Men in Black showed up at my friend's house, and after that day, I never saw him again.
men in black by "Big" Jay Rob May 16, 2006
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men in black 

1. Usually refers to members of the F.B.I., C.I.A., N.S.A., or any members of other covert, government run, or para-military organization or the organizations themselves. These organizations are sometimes involved with extraterestrial or other worldly matters. Members of these organizations usually wear black suits, drive black cars or S.U.V.'s, provide little, if any, information to members of the general public and act in a mostly unpredictable and paranoid manner.
2. The government it self(Usually used in a conspiritorial sense)
3. Any covert group
4. A popular 1997 science fiction/action film featuring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

A popular quote from the character Zed(Rip Torn) from the above film describes the ways of The Men in Black and their cohorts:

Zed: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

Related/Words:
MiB's: an abbreviation for Men In Black
Synonyms:
G-Men
Feds
Agents
Suits
The Man
One day, the Men in Black showed up at my friend's house, and after that day, I never saw him again.

men in black 

A sarcastic title for ministers of some Mennonite churches. They wear dark suits sans ties and $30 black shoes, and have carefully combed and gelled hair and neatly trimmed beards They have a habit of driving around in minivans and checking in on all the good little Mennonites, to make sure they don't have radios hidden in their cars or TV sets in the closet. And if, heaven forbid, they find a harmonica or a camera stashed away somewhere, they will excommunicate you and cut you off from God and His Most Holy One True Church to burn in hell for eternity, 'cuz you're "worldly."
Mennonite friend: Hey, listen, can you keep all my CDs and shit for the weekend? We're having the Men in Black over for Sunday dinner.

Me: Sure, no problem man.

Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.
men in black by eX-Menno December 16, 2007

Men in Black Men 

A spoof gay porn movie starring Wilhelm Schmidt and Tommy Lee Bones.
Last night Bill came over and we watched Men in Black Men
Men in Black Men by Jap Sy January 2, 2018

men in black holes 

a cheap porno movie that is a spoof of men in black and features gay black men.
man, i was renting porno movies and came across Men in BLack Holes! YUCk!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Men in blacked 

Verb; The act of getting so inebriated that you feel like you’ve been hit with a neuralyzer.
My first time hitting the rig I got men in blacked
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