meme man (n.)
immortal being, he is everywhere but also nowhere. no one could ever ascend to his level for he is way high on a superior scale reserved for the heavenly. mysterious and noble, he will grant you all your wishes, but at a price which is only decided by His Greatness. he shapeshifts into different everyday objects fitting every situation. he gives, but never expects back. respect the Meme Man: compared to him, you are nothing.
mere mortal: who is meme man superior mortal: dont look at me, dont touch me, dont speak to me; i have reached celestial level
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Mememan: blugh blueh blu
L O N G B O Y: shut up lung boi
The ancient art of manifesting reality from mememagic. Mememancy is thought to be the cause of many great Happenings in the mortal plane.
You: How do you suppose someone like Trump could win an election?
Me: Only through application of dark Mememancy manifest such a reality You: Gadzooks!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.