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Cheese Melt 

The act of a woman putting melted cheese into her vajin by putting a cheese wheel between each vaginal lip(properly known as each "labium") and then giving oral till it is melted. Once melted, during the orgasm the cum shot that follows will exert pressure on the cheese blocking the canal causing a cheesy cum shot, serving a mean fondue for the other participant.

This move was originated in ancient egypt while the pyramids were being built, it is still in use and it is still used today and has been slightly modernized to keep it up with the times.
At the 5 o'clock, Claudia J. Sfinkt had almost put out Winston's eye with her cheese melt.
Cheese Melt by The Claude February 23, 2009

cheese melt 

noun- The cheese melt is a refined art of shaming, a cheese melt is constituted by removing ones pants and undergarments, layering thinly sliced cheese pieces along their ass crack, and using some method of heat (a lighter is recommended) to melt the cheese along their ass crack. Please note all rules and regulations regarding shaming apply to the cheese melt with the exception that the person recieving a cheese melt must be the first person to pass out.
The next time Arjun pass's out I am going to give him a chees melt.
cheese melt by Bodelle April 20, 2005

Ham and Cheese Melt 

Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.
Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!

Cheese melt 

The white trash saying used by stupid dumb people who think they know what Mexican food is and they should burnt at the cross
I am going to make a cheese melt instead of a quesadilla
Cheese melt by Pppoop69420119 April 10, 2022
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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