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Gorgonzola 

Gorgonzola is a sort of catch phrase used when cock blocking. It is typically said in one of 3 ways;

1) Just before the cock blocking.

2) Just after the cock blocking.

3) When surprising someone through the act of cock blocking. When in this form, it is said in a loud raspy voice.

It originates from the cheese and town of the same name. Strangely, however, there is no link to these original definitions other than the name.
Thirsty Male: "Hey, baby. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet a--"

*Man jumps out from bushes*

Man: "GORGONZOLA"
Gorgonzola by N.K.R.T-SSL October 21, 2014

Gorgonzola 

A kind of fish. They are very large and they smell terrible. They live in tropical areas of the world, like coral reefs.
Some people confuse them with sharks, but Gorgonzolas are much shorter.

Other names for it: Gorgonzola fish, Kraken, Butusourus.
Oh why did you have to fish up a GORGONZOLA?!
Gorgonzola by Grankfar February 16, 2022

Gorgonzola Ball

Used in reference to something which is totally useless.
A bull with tits is about as useful as a gorgonzola ball.
Gorgonzola Ball by EviLEgg October 9, 2010

Diggy Gorgonzola 

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez
Diggy Gorgonzola is just as cool as Danny Gonzalez
Diggy Gorgonzola by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Run Gorgonzola Run Burger 

A burger that comes with gorgonzola cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Run Gorgonzola Run Burger, you should try it!"

Meatball Gorgonzola 

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.
"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"
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