Gorgonzola

Another word for Dick or acting/doing something completely stupid.

“ No! I forgot my phone at my side chicks crib!”

“ Dude that‘s a Gorgonzola move right there.“

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“ Hey babe, how about you come melt this Gorgonzola “

Gorgonzola by Jmart.z November 4, 2019

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Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola is a sort of catch phrase used when cock blocking. It is typically said in one of 3 ways;

1) Just before the cock blocking.

2) Just after the cock blocking.

3) When surprising someone through the act of cock blocking. When in this form, it is said in a loud raspy voice.

It originates from the cheese and town of the same name. Strangely, however, there is no link to these original definitions other than the name.

Thirsty Male: "Hey, baby. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet a--"

*Man jumps out from bushes*

Man: "GORGONZOLA"

Gorgonzola by N.K.R.T-SSL October 21, 2014

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Gorgonzola

A kind of fish. They are very large and they smell terrible. They live in tropical areas of the world, like coral reefs.
Some people confuse them with sharks, but Gorgonzolas are much shorter.

Other names for it: Gorgonzola fish, Kraken, Butusourus.

Oh why did you have to fish up a GORGONZOLA?!

Gorgonzola by Grankfar February 16, 2022