Gorgonzola

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Another word for Dick or acting/doing something completely stupid.

“ No! I forgot my phone at my side chicks crib!”

“ Dude that‘s a Gorgonzola move right there.“

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“ Hey babe, how about you come melt this Gorgonzola “

Gorgonzola by Jmart.z November 4, 2019

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Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola is a sort of catch phrase used when cock blocking. It is typically said in one of 3 ways;

1) Just before the cock blocking.

2) Just after the cock blocking.

3) When surprising someone through the act of cock blocking. When in this form, it is said in a loud raspy voice.

It originates from the cheese and town of the same name. Strangely, however, there is no link to these original definitions other than the name.

Thirsty Male: "Hey, baby. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet a--"

*Man jumps out from bushes*

Man: "GORGONZOLA"

Gorgonzola by N.K.R.T-SSL October 21, 2014

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Gorgonzola

A kind of fish. They are very large and they smell terrible. They live in tropical areas of the world, like coral reefs.
Some people confuse them with sharks, but Gorgonzolas are much shorter.

Other names for it: Gorgonzola fish, Kraken, Butusourus.

Oh why did you have to fish up a GORGONZOLA?!

Gorgonzola by Grankfar February 16, 2022

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Gorgonzola Ball

Used in reference to something which is totally useless.

A bull with tits is about as useful as a gorgonzola ball.

Gorgonzola Ball by EviLEgg October 9, 2010

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Diggy Gorgonzola

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Diggy Gorgonzola is just as cool as Danny Gonzalez

Diggy Gorgonzola by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

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Run Gorgonzola Run Burger

A burger that comes with gorgonzola cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Run Gorgonzola Run Burger, you should try it!"

Run Gorgonzola Run Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

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Meatball Gorgonzola

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.

"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

Meatball Gorgonzola by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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