A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
by sluttymuffin123 February 19, 2014
by Ronnie Emersen August 2, 2007
Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
by Smackthefap. April 10, 2015
1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
by catchingfire3 June 2, 2018
When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.
by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014
by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019
The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
by Dick Spears April 19, 2011