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Melon Patch 

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.
"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."
Melon Patch by xDreaMxSilencEx October 16, 2010

melon patch kids 

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.
I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.
melon patch kids by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

floating melon patch 

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water
uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses
floating melon patch by 77transam August 28, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026