melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

melon patch by Colin D September 13, 2006

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Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.

"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."

Melon Patch by xDreaMxSilencEx October 16, 2010

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melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

melon patch kids by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

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floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

floating melon patch by 77transam August 28, 2006

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