Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.

"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."

by xDreaMxSilencEx October 15, 2010

melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

by Colin D September 13, 2006

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006