Melodurp 

The name given to an individual who, upon being faced with her own lies and ignorance, responds with a comment so ridiculously funny and ironic that those around her instantly lose hope for the future of the human race.

"Melodurp, that is truly the most potato headed claim I have heard since Bruce Lee guaranteed he could kick Chuck Norris in the nuts."

"..... Oh yeah? Well look at you, with your hat and your significant sexual organ and your box full of Winona Ryder beaver trains in a size large!"

Melodurp by BuddyJoe November 3, 2018

melodurmatic 

During or for the duration of an episode of melodrama

Fortunately the melodurmatic episode was of limited duration.

melodurmatic by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004