mellonballing

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.

i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.

by spammmee April 15, 2005

Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

melonballing

The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.

Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.

by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008