Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

mellonballing

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.

i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.

by spammmee April 15, 2005

mellonball

To titty fuck a hot bitch.

That chick was so 3< I had to mellonball her!

by dbrbuck November 14, 2007

mellonball

1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs

The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'

by Bullfrog February 8, 2003

mellonball

When constipated the act of digging the poo out with a spoon.

When T.O. is constipated he mellonballs himself.

by 250 Wysong January 19, 2008

mellonballer

Someone that spoons with a nother person in while their testicles are inserted in that persons anus

That guy is a mellonballer.

by Jimivan January 18, 2016