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Melissa H 

Melissa, Melissa is a very shy being that always feels comfortable in her natural habitat, her room. Listening to bad music all day long a Melissa is basically a scary little pocket gremlin who only has a small group of friends, usually consisting of a couple of sad Emos. No Melissa is very confident but also is always a pleasure to have around if you get close enough to a Melissa. So I do highly advise you to go and make friends with a Melissa, if you like pint sized humans, bad screamo music and awkwardness but now and then a good joke, then a Melissa is PERFECT for your life.
Person 1: “Is that Jake, Amy and Melissa H, listening to screamo in the corner?”

Person 2: “Why yes good sir that is them and I think I see a Lona sitting with them too”

Person 1:” I wish I was friends with a Melissa H”
Melissa H by JakeyJake21 November 7, 2019
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Melissa H. 

The one girl that I hope I never lose, the one person that will be by my side day and night, and when I need her, she will be there for me. She's the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by my side.

She is truly an amazing wife and someone who tells me that she loves me everyday and always puts a smile on my face no matter what mood I am in. I love her more than anyone can imagine, and I love when she falls asleep in my arms. Most of all, she is my wife, and no matter what I know I will spend the rest of my life with her. <3
My Melissa H., my wife.
Melissa H. by SilverArcana February 25, 2013

Melissa High School 

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.
Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit don’t go there

Hot Melissa 

when a cop fucks you up the ass and after he orgasms, you then shit cum bubbles into his mouth and make him swallow.
I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.
Hot Melissa by M3ll0y3ll0w July 9, 2024

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