Melchovar

literally smelly

that guy is such a Melchovar!

by birdblade January 23, 2019

Melchor

Also see El Mero Mero.
A Melchor is a Mexicano Chingon. A Bad Ass Mexican.

Nate Diaz is a Melchor.

by pseudonym41 December 20, 2016

Melchor

a very sexy mixed mexican that has really nice face and a really nice eyebrows, girls like to hangout with him and a lot of girls like him, the girl to have him to themselves are very lucky and should never break his heart, once his heart is broken it will forever be broken, he is a really perfect male not to skinny but also not to fat he is a boy a girl could ever ask for, he is also extremely athletic, and he is a very horny and outgoing boy that like to have fun and always has a postive mood toward people he likes.

melchor

by triffler March 1, 2020

Melchor

A really great guy that wears glasses! He's got mad saxophone skills and he's got a great family: Joyce, Samantha, Thea, Eleonor and Lean :D
He may look really wimpy but he's jacked, just sayin'.
He hits people who make fun of his family.

He's a good guy who definitely doesn't deserve your shit.

You're pretty lucky if you know a Melchor (:

Joyce: I love my kuya Melchor!! :D
Samantha: CHOR! My amazing pamangkin!
Eleonor: My anak, I love you almost as much as Joyce!
Lean: You're the perfect son!
Thea: No, bad. Don't make fun of me...

WE LOVE YOU MELCHOR! <3

by His Familia January 19, 2011

Melchoor

An orange picker and seller. Of Mexican Descent ( very mexican, in fact). Has a special ed sounding laugh. Calls people late at night asking for math homework, or maybe to have a casual swim with him in his garbage can. Likes to kick peoples butts. Frequently spells incorrectly.

Melchoor: Captain Jeck swallows!! uhuhuhuh.

Jack: Thats not funny.

Melchor: Uhuh ay fuck u dood. Ill kick your ass dood.

Jack: Sorry

Melchor: Uhuhuh I'm keeding dood. Wait is not funny because I'm brown?

Jack:...

by pooopopo June 6, 2011