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An orange picker and seller. Of Mexican Descent ( very mexican, in fact). Has a special ed sounding laugh. Calls people late at night asking for math homework, or maybe to have a casual swim with him in his garbage can. Likes to kick peoples butts. Frequently spells incorrectly.
Melchoor: Captain Jeck swallows!! uhuhuhuh.

Jack: Thats not funny.

Melchor: Uhuh ay fuck u dood. Ill kick your ass dood.

Jack: Sorry

Melchor: Uhuhuh I'm keeding dood. Wait is not funny because I'm brown?

by pooopopo May 11, 2011
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