Melchoor

An orange picker and seller. Of Mexican Descent ( very mexican, in fact). Has a special ed sounding laugh. Calls people late at night asking for math homework, or maybe to have a casual swim with him in his garbage can. Likes to kick peoples butts. Frequently spells incorrectly.

Melchoor: Captain Jeck swallows!! uhuhuhuh.

Jack: Thats not funny.

Melchor: Uhuh ay fuck u dood. Ill kick your ass dood.

Jack: Sorry

Melchor: Uhuhuh I'm keeding dood. Wait is not funny because I'm brown?

Jack:...

by pooopopo June 6, 2011

Melchor

Also see El Mero Mero.
A Melchor is a Mexicano Chingon. A Bad Ass Mexican.

Nate Diaz is a Melchor.

by pseudonym41 December 20, 2016

Anthony Melchiorri

A badass dude. He hosts a TV show and always speaks facts. He doesn't give a fuck if you don't like it.

Person 1: Bro, what do you think of Anthony Melchiorri?
Person 2: Bro, Anthony is one of the real ones.

Person 1: Yeah, he always speaks fax

by Jesus Is A Dick May 30, 2020

Melchior

Melchior is an awesome person. You might not notice it at first but he is a kind deep mondes individual, and if you take the Time to know him well you will see his is way more interesting and beautiful than you thought. Give it a go, because you probably won’t meet a melchior again, and if you don’t do it, trust me, you will regret it.

Melchior

by Iliketigers August 21, 2018

Melchor

a very sexy mixed mexican that has really nice face and a really nice eyebrows, girls like to hangout with him and a lot of girls like him, the girl to have him to themselves are very lucky and should never break his heart, once his heart is broken it will forever be broken, he is a really perfect male not to skinny but also not to fat he is a boy a girl could ever ask for, he is also extremely athletic, and he is a very horny and outgoing boy that like to have fun and always has a postive mood toward people he likes.

melchor

by triffler March 1, 2020

Melchor

A really great guy that wears glasses! He's got mad saxophone skills and he's got a great family: Joyce, Samantha, Thea, Eleonor and Lean :D
He may look really wimpy but he's jacked, just sayin'.
He hits people who make fun of his family.

He's a good guy who definitely doesn't deserve your shit.

You're pretty lucky if you know a Melchor (:

Joyce: I love my kuya Melchor!! :D
Samantha: CHOR! My amazing pamangkin!
Eleonor: My anak, I love you almost as much as Joyce!
Lean: You're the perfect son!
Thea: No, bad. Don't make fun of me...

WE LOVE YOU MELCHOR! <3

by His Familia January 19, 2011

Melchior

1. n (New Testament) one of the three sages from the east who came bearing gifts for the infant Jesus; usually represented as a king of Nubia
2. n United States operatic tenor (born in Denmark) noted for his Wagnerian roles (1890-1973)
3. n Uber-elite player of Ectroverse, Imperial Conflict, Ferion, Drowned World, and other such internet games.

Hello Melchior. My you are looking God-like today.


Please do not rape me for all of my planets, for I am a n00b in comparison to your uber-eliteness.

Melchior, how did you get so good?

by Melchior February 9, 2004