Melananus

The type of cancer one is afflicted with when you foolishly try to absorb vitamin D directly from the sun to your anus.

Did you hear about Karen? She tried that stupid holding her naked ass up to the sun to absorb more vitamin D and ended up getting melananus.

Melananus by scythe74 November 30, 2019

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Melanikus

A carrion-crow like devil who feeds upon human misery. Apparently has free run of earth, stimulating violence, anguish and pain to increase the harvest.

His domain is a hell-like place known as 'Genesis"

Melanikus is from the best graphic novel ever, Shadowslayer: The Mark of Melanikus

After my father would beat me and lock me in the closet I would find myself alone with Melanikus

Melanikus by xBonderx January 22, 2011

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Melaninsplaining

When a white person speaks over a BIPOC about racial issues.

Hali: This girl is trying to school me on my own experience as a BIPOC.

Welby: Is she white?

Hali: ...Yes she is.

Welby: Tell her to stop Melaninsplaining.

Melaninsplaining by CakeWolf January 10, 2021

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melaninsutcliff

fruitiest tiktoker, also simps over a new mf every week

"Hey do you know melaninsutcliff?"

"yeah sadly"

melaninsutcliff by melanindiluc July 29, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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