Melananus

The type of cancer one is afflicted with when you foolishly try to absorb vitamin D directly from the sun to your anus.

Did you hear about Karen? She tried that stupid holding her naked ass up to the sun to absorb more vitamin D and ended up getting melananus.

Melananus by scythe74 November 30, 2019

Melanikus 

A carrion-crow like devil who feeds upon human misery. Apparently has free run of earth, stimulating violence, anguish and pain to increase the harvest.

His domain is a hell-like place known as 'Genesis"

Melanikus is from the best graphic novel ever, Shadowslayer: The Mark of Melanikus

After my father would beat me and lock me in the closet I would find myself alone with Melanikus

Melanikus by xBonderx January 22, 2011

Melaninsplaining

When a white person speaks over a BIPOC about racial issues.

Hali: This girl is trying to school me on my own experience as a BIPOC.

Welby: Is she white?

Hali: ...Yes she is.

Welby: Tell her to stop Melaninsplaining.

Melaninsplaining by CakeWolf January 10, 2021

melaninsutcliff 

fruitiest tiktoker, also simps over a new mf every week

"Hey do you know melaninsutcliff?"

"yeah sadly"

melaninsutcliff by melanindiluc July 29, 2022