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Melananus

The type of cancer one is afflicted with when you foolishly try to absorb vitamin D directly from the sun to your anus.
Did you hear about Karen? She tried that stupid holding her naked ass up to the sun to absorb more vitamin D and ended up getting melananus.
by scythe74 November 30, 2019
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