Mejtis 

A wonderful thing that is not a person. He is vewy cuwly and owld. Once you've met him you will newer get him off youw mind. He is a little human hater who never listens and only loves his mommy. He has a little bwother named tejgi, tejgi wely loves mejtis, but unfortunately it is not mutual.

Human: Oh hi Mejtis come here little dog.
Mejtis: . (stawes at the human)
Human: come here <3
Mejtis: .

Human: seriously mejtis come here
Mejtis: turns around and walks away.

Mejtis by vewysecwetimportantpewson February 27, 2018

Métis 

One of Canada's 3 Aboriginal peoples.

In Canada's colonial times, many French settlers (and sometimes British as well) married First Nations women and engaged in the fur trade. The children were a mix of both First Nations and French, and often grew up biculturally. Many married other bicultural children, though some married a European or First Nations instead, whose children would be raised biculturally as well. After a while, these bicultural people grew to become their own nation and their own people - The Métis. Called by many names, Half-Breed, Métis, Chicot, the people who own themselves, etc. The Métis are a proud people with a rich culture and heritage deeply embedded in Canadian History. Some Métis are called pretendians due to misunderstandings of their culture.

"You're Métis, cool, so which of your parents is an Indian?"
"Neither, my mother is Métis."
"Oh so you're like 1/4 Indian? Dude you're such a Pretendian."
"No, that's not how it works. Métis are a distinct people based off of a mixed race, we don't really think much of blood quantum since we're a mixed race as it is, and there's people all over the map on the blood quantum scale, but we're all still Métis anyway. We're not 1/2 Métis if one of our parents is Métis, we're just Métis."

Métis by Métisgirl August 21, 2013

Metis 

A person of mixed Indian and French heritage

Louis Riel is regarded as the founder of the Metis nation in Canada

Metis by balbulican February 26, 2004

tet metis 

a disease that can be caught when skateboarding in a terribly crappy, sketchy skatespot.

damn man that guy almost caught tet metis from skating that part of town.

tet metis by jackbnimble November 18, 2007

Meatism 

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.

"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"

Meatism by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008

Non Compis Mentis

The oldest local sorority in the south, running forty years strong. The only local sorority on the Rollins College campus, it broke off from Pi Beta Phi in 1969, forming in 1970. Girls of NCM strive for individualism, leadership, and building resilience in young women. While often mocked for not being national, and, at the time of it's forming, breaking off from a national organization, the girls were said to be "out of their minds." Embracing this, the ladies of NCM named their sorority, "Non Compis Mentis" (modified), the Latin for "Not of Sound Mind."

The women of Non Compis Mentis are not your stereotypical sorority girls.

-"Hey John, did you see that sorority, Non Compis Mentis? They don't have a Greek name..."
-"Hells, yeah. Latin pwns."

Non Compis Mentis by Human Being #6498237192 February 7, 2010

mentisan 

The greatest creation ever made to solve any issue you'll ever have. This Bolivian blessing will keep your lips hydrated for lyfe.

Damn dude, you got some crusty dusty musty a** lips goin on right there

I know man, Jaylene broke up with me yesterday after I kissed them lips...

Hey fool, take this mentisan and get yo mojo back.

Ziggity ahh, Rodger that!

mentisan by Bonethugsnhabesha March 22, 2017