Mehtap 

Mehtap is a turkish girl name.
A girl named Mehtap is very sarcastic, beautiful and NOT shy!
When something is annoying her, she will talk about it. Also she is making someone happy, if they're sad. She is trying to comfort with her good sense of humour.

Person a: I need someone, who can make me laugh
Person b: Ask Mehtap, she has so many jokes instock

Mehtap by Vagaga December 31, 2016

Metaparable

Comparing a situation, large or small, to another situation which follows a similar pattern from start to outcome.

"wow, look at him go, he never even got to meet his father, yet he is doing it the exact same way; if he breaks the record it will definitely be Metaparable"

Metaparable by Atem Meta March 2, 2017

Cryptic metaphor 

A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.

1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.

*tank shoots snake*

Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...

Snake: SHUT UP!!

Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Snake: Oh.

*explosion*

Snake: Awsum!

Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.

Ocelot: What?!

Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.

Ocelot: ...Shut up.

Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!

Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!

2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?

Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!

Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!

Cryptic metaphor by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Mentaphysical 

The ability to understand telepathic masturbation

Mentaphysically knowledgeable is the above stated explanation and all that it pertains too

Mentaphysical by Lane Diamond February 12, 2017

Hamish Mehta 

cool slik guy

u got no problem with him he got no problem with u

wow hamish mehta u pretty COOL!!!!!

Hamish Mehta by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020

when mehta is sus

the term "when mehta is sus" is to describe the degree of mehta sus

MEHTA SO SUS, when mehta is sus DUN DUN DUN DUN

when mehta is sus by Malcolm21321231231 April 11, 2021