Mehrrific 

Lackluster to an extensive degree.

Dave - "Hey Alex, why did the chicken cross the road?"
Alex - "Why?"
Dave - "Who gives a shit, all these chicken jokes are mehrrific anyway."
Alex - "Well said."

Mehrrific by jbm321 June 22, 2011

Mihirification 

Mihirification is a term used when vulgarising phrases or sentences to include inappropriate words. Completely destroying the innocence of that.

I can't see you, where are you ?

Mihirification:
I cunt see you, where are you ?

Mihirification by Lilxanlee July 5, 2020

merkification 

To be merked to the extent of no return.

That was some serious merkification.

merkification by jsctt January 18, 2009

mentrification 

The process by which fields gradually becoming dominated by men gain in perceived value, to the point where it's often forgotten that they were originally dominated by women (e.g. computers, Star Trek fandom); and by which fields gradually becoming dominated by women lose perceived value, to the point where it's often forgotten that they were originally dominated by men (e.g. nursing, secretarial work).

A play on the word "gentrification."

Nursing has suffered some serious mentrification for people to forget that it used to be mostly men!

mentrification by spacedunce5 May 22, 2019

mentrification 

When something once known as something made by or popular with women is suddenly taken over by men and essentially becomes something that women can't be interested in/partake in anymore. Then said thing will be vigorously protected by gatekeepers who will try and keep women out of it and will shun women still in the community. This can work in reverse with women also, which can be called Womanification.

Woman 1: Remember when Star Trek was something you and I would talk about in our living rooms over tea before all of this convention stuff came around?

Woman 2: I remember that quite clearly, now I can't even mention I like the show around other fans. Otherwise they'll bombard me with questions like "Who was the very first captions' mother's name????" rudely and expect me not to answer, and when I do they just insult me and call me a 'fake fan' anyways!

Woman 1: Damn, the Mentrification of Star Trek really hit hard huh?

mentrification by Beezoar May 21, 2019

Mehnificent 

When something is magnificently meh.

How was the trip with your in-laws?
Pretty Mehnificent

Mehnificent by ChronoSapien November 28, 2016

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone by Jack446 May 7, 2020