Definitions by jbm321

Tallahassee Hat Trick 

To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.

I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.

Tallahassee Hat Trick by jbm321 March 22, 2012

Lag Ram 

An occurence on online gaming, mainly First Person Shooter games, whereas your connection lags when a teammate runs into, or generally makes contact with you.

"Damn it, I would've had that kill if my stupid teammate didn't lag ram me and ruin my shot."

Lag Ram by jbm321 October 26, 2011

Mehrrific 

Lackluster to an extensive degree.

Dave - "Hey Alex, why did the chicken cross the road?"
Alex - "Why?"
Dave - "Who gives a shit, all these chicken jokes are mehrrific anyway."
Alex - "Well said."

Mehrrific by jbm321 June 22, 2011