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only the best "madagascar" character.. a hypocondriact (or however you spell it) giraffe that owns!!. not is it only the best character but i mean seriously.. who doesnt want that as there nickname? *Probably makes sense for ppl with the name that starts with Mel*
Example 1 = Person 1 = Have you seen madagascar??
Person 2 = Yeah, Melman owns!

Example 2 = Person 1 = So.. what should Melissa's nickname be?
Person 2 = Melman Of course ;)
melman by Melman December 26, 2006
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(v): To laugh uncontrollably while trying to run or jog. May cause arms and legs to feel like jell-o.
Spectator #1: Why is that girl running so weirdly? And why is she smiling?

Spectator #2: Looks like she's melmaning.
Melman by Kmart725 July 17, 2010
Synonym for nerd, weeb, geeky etc.
For reference, South Park season 3, episode 8, 1:40
Person 1: Look at those total melmans over there
Person 2: Ew
Melman by Sand 🐒 February 21, 2020
A god like man who j walks in front is police
Man that melman made me wet
Melman by PP Slap February 7, 2019
A geeky man who is clumsy on his feet like a baby deer, and says oh, ok.
Look at that Melman trying to walk and chew gum.
Melman by Call me pedro October 12, 2023
A geeky man with difficulty walking like a baby deer with new feet. Uses the phrase "oh, ok" often. Movement like gumby the green guy.
Look at that melman trying to walk and chew gum, I think he's gonna hurt himself.
Melman by Call me pedro October 12, 2023

Nine a melman 

A phrase that you scream randomly out of nowhere to release your energy when bored. Origin; New York.
*Crickets* “NINE A MELMAN!”
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