Megatone 

Drugs, i.e. heroin, cocaine, escasy, etc.

I want to snort some megatone.

I'm addicted to megatone.

Megatone by Aurora L. January 10, 2008

Megatroned 

Going in dry and hard with no warning.

He megatroned me so hard I prolapsed.

Megatroned by dave jibberjabber April 23, 2014

Melatone 

A sound (or sounds) that cause an increased amount of exhaustion.

“Damn bro! Your voice is making me sleepy. Take that melatone somewhere else!”

Melatone by LighterFaery68 February 10, 2019

megaton 

In videogame folklore, when an announcement is due to be made that will "shake the foundations of gaming to its core", it is referred to as the "megaton". It inevitably turns out to be completely lame and non-eventful. Like perhaps a competition to go to some Xbox360 party in the US by yourself.

The PS6 release list will include Metal Gear Solid 24! !!!111!!!Megaton!!!111!!!

megaton by charlesr September 30, 2005

megastoner 

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.

Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.

megastoner by Hay Soos July 18, 2006

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Megaloney 

Baloney but times 1,000

Sarah: Happy Sluzzle Tag, Miss Simian!
Lucy Simian: What does that mean?
Darwin: It means we get the day off school, and we get presents from Sluzzle Dude!
Lucy Simian: That sounds like complete megaloney.

Megaloney by FrankFrankUltimate October 5, 2021