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megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.
i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megalongschlong 

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever
"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

megalongschlong 

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald
Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?
megalongschlong by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021

megalongschlong 

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker 😫😫😫 loves Ed Sheeran 😏 their goal in life is to make everyone bald 🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞👹 spares nobody.. has a thing for barney ☝🏼☝🏼😔 definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha 😱😏👹👩 🦲🥺🥰😍😈😈👹😍👹😍👹😍👩 🦲🥰👹🥰👩 🦲😈🥺😍🥺🤞👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍👹😍👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍🥺
have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..😦
megalongschlong by mwiop June 24, 2021

Megalongschlong 

Known on tik tok for balding anime characters and recognized by their tendou pfp

Fun fact: they have the biggest schlong on tik tok😎
Megalongschlong is a great content creator
n. A simultaneous conversation between large numbers of people. Since the word “dialogue” implies two people, it ceases to work for large-scale communication such as internet blogs, chat sessions, or nationwide water-cooler conversations.
v. To hold a large-scale conversation.
We need to have a nationwide megalogue about how to get Bush out of office. I would like to megalogue with the Democratic party about Oprah's chances of getting elected.
megalogue by Warren Apel November 20, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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