Meevin 

A silly little internet feline

Person A: "Did you hear about Meevin?"
Person B: "Who's that?"
Person A: "Only the next incredible and viral internet cat"

Meevin by meevin August 29, 2021

Meevin 

meevin is a silly curly eared cat thats a meme

meevin is adorable and also a god

Person A: Is that meevin???
Person B: IT IS! LETS GET AN AUTOGRAPH!

Meevin by meevin September 28, 2021

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Melvina 

A very smart and bubbly person. She always glow with that beautiful smile, and she will always have your back. She can be quite reserved at first, but if you open up with here she will open up to you. all the boys fall head over heels with her because she is extremely gorgeous, but she is loyal to one guy and will always fight for that person.

Girl #1: I really like this guy, but he obviously likes Melvina.

Girl #2: ugh, she pulls all the guys because she is so pretty!

Melvina by locoxloco October 19, 2019

Idol Meeting 

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

Idol Meeting by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

dick meeting by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009