Meet The Spartans 

One of the most ridiculous movies ever made.

Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.

Meet The Spartans by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008

meet the spartans 

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.

Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!

meet the spartans by drik December 9, 2008

Meet the spartans 

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay

Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie

Meet the spartans by elemgie May 20, 2024