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The definition of someone who has so much gay that they actually think that everyone other then themself is evil and will shove their head up the ass of anyone named dio
Man you're really being a medjed today
Medjed by Satanvevo June 27, 2018
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Dmitry Medvedev

Privately also called as Diminish Analoiledvich Mediocrity. He is a Putinstanian kleptocrat and one of the Vladolf Putler's closest cronies.
Dmitry Medvedev is a nuke-horny midget who rages like a disturbed brat when Putinstan's war of aggression has turned out to be a clusterfuck.

Igor Medvedev 

A scholar of Princeton University. A humble man, who would never bring it up in conversation. His own brother didn't even know he went there.
Betty: Let's get something to eat!
Igor Medvedev: In Princeton, at my colonial eating club, we had things to eat.
Igor Medvedev by kingmo2 October 20, 2022

medvedev 

a) noun c
1. Offensive - a short, baleful, and insignificant person who thinks they are important but who, in reality, is a nobody, has neither influence nor power and is only capable of making empty threats; an absolute nonentity.
2. Offensive - a racist, xenophobe or chauvinist.
3. an empty threat or bragging talk.
4. Taboo - a very offensive word for someone who is short and self-important; a cockalorum; a midget.
5. Offensive - a laughing stock; an object of ridicule.

b) verb transitive, intransitive often + about/that
1. to make an empty threat without really being able to back it up or to brag about sth.
2. to make racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic remarks, comments, etc. or to behave in such a way. Used to show strong disapproval.
3. to make sb or become a laughing stock.

c) adjective
1. Offensive - short, baleful, and insignificant
2. Offensive - racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic (about a remark, comment, attitude, etc.)
3. Derogatory - self-important or crowing too much. Used to show strong disapproval.
4. Offensive - ridiculous, risible, or not deserving respect.
e.g. - Do you think he will do what he has promised to do? - Nothing to worry about. There is nothing he can do - he is just a medvedev.
e.g. Never medvedev me again - we both know that you are a nothing.
e.g. The judge found her guilty of making medvedev remarks and she was sentenced to one year in prison.
medvedev by Javk Traveller June 17, 2022

medvedev 

a) noun c
1. Offensive - a short, baleful, and insignificant person who thinks they are important but who, in reality, is a nobody, has neither influence nor power and is only capable of making empty threats; an absolute nonentity.
2. Offensive - a racist, xenophobe or chauvinist.
3. an empty threat or bragging talk.
4. Taboo - a very offensive word for someone who is short and self-important; a cockalorum; a midget.
5. Offensive - a laughing stock; an object of ridicule.

b) verb transitive, intransitive often + about/that
1. to make an empty threat without really being able to back it up or to brag about sth.
2. to make racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic remarks, comments, etc. or to behave in such a way. Used to show strong disapproval.
3. to make sb or become a laughing stock.

c) adjective
1. Offensive - short, baleful, and insignificant
2. Offensive - racist, xenophobic, or chauvinistic (about a remark, comment, attitude, etc.)
3. Derogatory - self-important or crowing too much. Used to show strong disapproval.
4. Offensive - ridiculous, risible, or not deserving respect.
e.g. - Do you think he will do what he has promised to do? - Nothing to worry about. There is nothing he can do - he is just a medvedev.
e.g. Never medvedev me again - we both know that you are a nothing.
e.g. The judge found her guilty of making medvedev remarks and she was sentenced to one year in prison.
medvedev by Javk Traveller June 17, 2022
A cool word used by cool kids. It makes smart people laugh. Stupid people will not understand why it's cool, especially if they are on platforms like TikTok or Instagram.
Cool kid 1: Meded.
Cool kid 2: LOL!
Another kid (probably mentally disturbed): Kill yourself.
Meded by lolenhagen September 23, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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