MedFet

1) also known as Med Fet
2) a type of fetish
3) stands for medical fetish
4) a fetish or attraction to males or females dealing with gynecology exams and doctor exams

Patient: (looking down at his erect penis) sorry doctor, I have a medfet
Doctor: I think you mean medical fetish
Patient: Yes doctor. And I'm sorry that my penis is pointing right to your face.

MedFet by footfetishmaniac March 2, 2009

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Medget

A way to measure your car by the amount of midgets you can fit inside.

Carla: "How many medgets is your car?"
Desirea:"It's about 9 medgets."
Dawn: "That's alot of medgets."

Medget by Des C. March 7, 2008

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Related Words

MedFet • Medet • Medget • medgetate

Medet

Beautiful man

He is medet

Medet by .. GGG.. November 21, 2021

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medgetate

To be mindful of your own laziness; lay around in a relaxed, meditative state

Blake is really into mindfulness and all that. When he lights the frankincense, he can medgetate for hours without accomplishing a thing.

It was another rough week at Google. Fonseca skipped yoga and spent most of the day medgetating.

medgetate by albrigjr November 18, 2017

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Medet

They are the most fuckable men in the world and they are usually be shy around the girl they like

Medet, the most fuckable guy in the world

Medet by Kafkascayevi November 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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