Meatënschlappen

Slang to jerk off in german

"Nach einem langen Tag entschied er sich, sich zu entspannen und ein bisschen zu meatënschlappen."

Translation: "After a long day, he decided to relax and do a bit of meatënschlappen."

by yltwzm July 9, 2024

Meatenschlappen

beating yo meat in german

black person: tf u doing
normal person: meatenschlappen
black person: urs small
normal person: shut up you diddenbluddenelonmuskenneinsteinneinstieneisteinneinenmeniggerclankertincanniggernigginatinator
black person: what
teacher: lets finger paint
Paint: no pls
No: i didnt do anything
I: Yeah bro
absolute cinema ahh moment fr

by mangodude67 October 6, 2025