Meat-belt

Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.

I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.

Meat-belt by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018

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meat belt

excess skin on the hips and waist.

"That ain't no muffin top, that's a meat belt!"

meat belt by made famous by duke hansen September 23, 2009

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Meatbelt

1. A meatbelt is when the seatbelt of a car has been previously worn by an immensly large sweating person thus making the belt greasy and resembling a large slab of meat or Meatbelt.

2. When a chain of sausages has a defect in the linkage parts so making it appear that the sausage chain is in effect a belt that is made of meat. Meatbelt

dude check out the meatbelt in that car!!!

Meatbelt by ollie Jones & Jimpow May 23, 2008

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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