Meat swets

After eating an entire roast or 3 pound steak you begin to swet regardless of temperature.

Jeff ate so much steak he got a bad case of the meat swets.

by jeff palmer March 10, 2008

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015

meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

by Rodgey July 20, 2008

meat sweats

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.

"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."

by Telin October 27, 2003

meat sweats

A condition experienced during sleep characterized by significant discomfort, sweating, and delusional dreams that is triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.

The meat platter that I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant gave me the meat sweats, which kept me up all night with really bad dreams.

by Slobodan August 21, 2005

Meat Sweats

What happens when you eat so much meat that your face gets hot and you start to perspire.

"I went to the Churrascaria and ate so much prime rib that I broke out in the meat sweats"

by Christinerine January 21, 2010

Meat Sweats

To consume an obscene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating - anecdotal evidence can be followed by a "that's what she said" reference.

I'm so full of meat, I'm getting the Meat Sweats..." "That's what she said...

by new directions October 6, 2011