Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

Measurable Eternity 

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.

Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.

Measurable Eternity by weasel1969 December 24, 2019

measurable 

Something your dick isn't

Man his penis is so small I couldn't find it in the mircoscope, making it non-measurable

measurable by CarI Johnson August 1, 2019

measurable 

Measure means : When you measure something, you find out how big or great it is , and "measurable" means able to be measured

* Be as specific as possible and make sure each step is measurable .

* a measurable improvement

measurable by Shahdiss January 29, 2015

measurable lot 

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity

that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!

measurable lot by michael foolsley February 1, 2010