Fight me in In Real Life

When a person on internet gets annoyed by someone who insult about their physical appearance, or their jimmies just got rustled

What the fuck did you say faggot?
Fight me IRL
I get more pussies and i lift more than you!

Do u evn lift fgt?
Fight me IRL

Fight me irl by FatBaldDude December 25, 2012

Fite me irl fgt

Fight me in real life faggot

Often used in online video games and social media sites in a tongue-in-cheek way.

Player 1: I fuked ur mum last night
Player 2: U wot m8?
Player 2: fite me irl fgt

Fite me irl fgt by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX July 4, 2017

r/Me_Irl

A Subreddit for people with mental issues who are too broke to visit a real therapist so they make memes about it.

"Dude, what's your favorite subreddit?"
"Oh nothing it's just r/Me_Irl"
"Dude, get a fucking therapist."

r/Me_Irl by gman gaming March 9, 2021

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made me yikes irl

When someone says something overly cringy over the intranet, and it's so terrible that you said "YIKES!" in real life.

manw0lfz: "Yeet."

Ourly: "oh, that made me yikes irl"

made me yikes irl by Ourly January 30, 2020

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meirl

me in real life

“omg this is meirl”

meirl by vagetarian May 15, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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