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Mokona is Mokona. You count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you stop because there's only two.
"Mokona is not a "thing"! Mokona is Mokona!"
Mokona by HaleyHanabusa March 18, 2010
Related Words
Mdoko • moko • Mokone • mmokom • Mokogwu • Mokoko • [Mokona] • mbokoto • Mioko • Mioko Dot

[Mokona] 

Mokona Modoki is the name given to the two rabbit-like creatures from CLAMP's sister series Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle and xxxHolic (Also appearing in one of their earlier works, Magic Knight Rayearth). The name Mokona Modoki (or simply Mokona) refers to any or both characters, as they are never called by their real names. The Black Mokona’s real name is Larg, while the White Mokona’s real name is Soel. However, the Mokonas always refer to themselves in the third person.
Their principal feature is thier behaviour, which is always hyper.
You're acting crazy, stop being so Mokona!
[Mokona] by mokona_89 March 6, 2009

mokou enjoyer 

a guy who is downbad for a touhou character on the funny app called tiktok also on youtube despite his love for mokou he loves other touhou characters such as youmu and patchuli and many more he hates neoncosmo with a burning passion like himself.
mokou enjoyer is downbad

Nikos Mpokoros

"A mortal turned god, Nikos Mpokoros began life as a young little helper on his mom's periptero selling cigarettes and retsines to people but he always felt like he could be so much more, he was DESTINED to be more and as fate would have it his 'delusion' became reality. No more selling Amstel to drunk 16 year olds , no more waking up at 7 AM for the periptero his mom wouldn't give up, he was ready...." That's all we know about Nikos Mpokoros by the few scrolls found on Da Vinki's tomb. What we know is Nikos Mpokoros is a god beyond any god and his influence on the world has made a huge difference .

Thank you Nikos Mpokoros wherever you are.
"Nikos Mpokoros enjoyer"

katlák je mokot 

When you see Matllafous, you usually say this. The explanation is, that the original expression "matlák je kokot" has switch its first letters, so it sounds more funny. "Matlák je kokot" means "Matlák is a cock".
person1 : "kostiku, co je katlák?"
kostik: "katlák je mokot"
katlák je mokot by kostik May 21, 2021
A heating and cooling system that only blows a lot of hot are aka a overly auto tuned an reverbed wrapper who is know to ear rape his victims and if they say anything negative about his horrific music, he then stalks them on YouTube going live screaming mens names threatening to beat them creamy with 67 dick tracks, also mokon are so inept they can dox the right ppl so he calls everyone pedophiles. Mokons are also notorious for stealing pills from there retarded syblings and grabbing Granny's ass
If you take you mother's medicine and bang your granny your are a trash human being like a mokon
A Mokon by Hillbilly Reacts July 18, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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