Mcaffy 

The stupidest name you can name your Clash of Clans account. Mcaffy literally has no meaning and is just fucked, but kinda funny

“Hey what’s your username I’ll invite you to the clan”

“Sounds good, my names Mcaffy”

(Proceeds to laugh and chirp the dumb fuck who made that his clash name)

Mcaffy by Mcaffy8891 January 11, 2022

maffyew

a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.

A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.

maffyew by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010

Maffyew

The better version of a normal Matthew. Should you meet a Matthew who saves lives, is great in bed, cures diseases, prints money... or any other outstanding deeds he is a Maffyew not a Matthew

"I hear you're new boyfriends name is Matthew"

"No, he is a Maffyew" - with a wink

Maffyew by Jenoir April 5, 2010

Maffy-Noller 

A common leech who preys on unsuspecting groups of boys destroying their sense of happiness. This person is a hypocritical piece of mould and frequently uses the word ‘Lairy’ and the phrase ‘no-one else wanted me in their group so I have to go with you guys’

Maffy-Noller by the door, lets peg it lads

Maffy-Noller by _Lil Goose_ June 26, 2018

Mcaffee 

A sexual act that involves defecating on someone through a hammock.

"The boss Mcaffee'd me today!"
"He shit in your mouth you while relaxing in a hammock?"
"Yep, I'm going to be working through the weekend while he relaxes, now that he dumped this on my plate on a Thursday. "

Mcaffee by swordsaint0 June 23, 2021

Maffy 

Mom actually fucking fuck you.

Sent to mom: Maffy.
Mom: excuse me.

Maffy by SlaynZ November 22, 2021

Maffy 

Absolute vile scum of the earth, will act nice to get you to reveal all your secrets and spill them to the globe

Yeah you know maffy yeah she’s evil as shitting fack but for some reason everyone falls in love with her

Maffy by Bulldog Sinclair November 26, 2021