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Absolute vile scum of the earth, will act nice to get you to reveal all your secrets and spill them to the globe
Yeah you know maffy yeah she’s evil as shitting fack but for some reason everyone falls in love with her
Maffy by Bulldog Sinclair November 26, 2021
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Maffy-Noller 

A common leech who preys on unsuspecting groups of boys destroying their sense of happiness. This person is a hypocritical piece of mould and frequently uses the word ‘Lairy’ and the phrase ‘no-one else wanted me in their group so I have to go with you guys’
Maffy-Noller by the door, lets peg it lads
Maffy-Noller by _Lil Goose_ June 26, 2018
Smol child who mourns his dead bf while singing and playing the guitar, as well as falling for his friend Uenoyama.
I can't believe mafuyu sung that bruh omg
mafuyu by LMAO ò-ó October 22, 2019

Peter Maffay 

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.
Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?
Peter Maffay by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016

quick maffs 

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"
Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs
A cool way to describe something big
That’s a maffis dog
Maffis by Kevin yes February 6, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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