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1. A burger served at McDonalds consisting of whale meat, usually served with a side of blubber nuggets.
2. McWhale is also the name of Leah, she has received this nickname from her huge, fat, whale like appearence
1. Dude lets go to Mcdonalds, I'm dyin' for a McWhale.
2. Oh my god, did you see McWhale eat that entire gallon of ice cream.
McWhale by grease that pig April 8, 2008
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Joel McHale 

Charming and witty comedian from Seattle, Washington, Joel McHale is mostly famous for his hilarious hosting on the E! show, The Soup, making fun of diserving celebrities for the common person's enjoyment. If you don't at least get a chuckle from it, you're probably dead. So you might want to get that checked out. But before that, Joel was part of Almost Live!, a local sketch-comedy TV show in Seattle.

Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.

His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.

Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
- Quick! Change it to The Soup! Joel McHale is on and makes my week so much better!

- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!

- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
Joel McHale by NOTjoel'sSLUT September 22, 2009
a cool-ass motherfucker. a mchale is much cooler than anybody else. if you are a mchale then you are basically better than anybody else there ever was, or will be.
Damn, it's a mchale, back the fuck off.
mchale by dancer=] October 9, 2008

Kevin McHale 

So awesome and cool, great singer, a wizard, likes weird random videos (which i made!), and he can SANNNNGGG!
Part of NLT.
"dang, that's Kevin McHale!"
"woot woot!"
Kevin McHale by nlt lover! May 12, 2008

Derrick McHale 

CUUUUUUUNNNNTT
Derrick McHale, you a hoe ass nibba
Derrick McHale by HangTightJamacia November 8, 2018

McHale Standard Time (MST) 

About an hour and a half slower than Eastern Standard Time.
Spencer: Where is Jeff? I thought we all agreed to be here at 10:00?

Ryan: True, but he is on McHale Standard Time (MST), so he won't be here until about 11:30.

Spencer: Oh right, I always forget the conversion.
1. Being "whaled upon" Megaman style.
2. Being pelted by fresh or regurgitated ice cubes, pref. regurgitated.
1. "You've just been McWhaled, n00b."

2. "I was just walking down the street when this clown started spewing ice cubes at me. "
"yeah dude, it was crazy, you totally got McWhaled."
McWhaled by xXxAlexXx November 30, 2006
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