McThrust

When one named mack thrusts a man named Joe, but when the ex (Thomas) walks in she thrusts harder.

Mack was McThrusting, when all of a sudden Thomas waled in and she began to McDominate

McThrust by Mr. Popodopolous-+ February 16, 2005

McTrust 

In today's fast paced world, every minute counts. Fast food restaurants have got the practice of fast food sales down to a science. However, as with any industry, when human interaction is necessary, there is room for error. McTrust occurs when you patronize a fast food establishment, and you receive you order without checking to see if it is correct. This is the exact moment of McTrust. As you pull off from the drive-thru window, you gamble the few precious seconds that checking your order before you leave allows you. This small moment is the difference in getting where you are going just a little quicker if the level of McTrust is high at that particular restaurant. The McTrust level is earned over a period of time. The higher the level, the more likely your order will be correct. It should be noted that McTrust is easy to lose as well. After one bad experience, you will probably stop to check your order at that particular place for quite some time into the future, if even returning at all. It is almost like a slot machine at a casino, as you reach your destination. You open your bag to the moment of truth: is it right or wrong? Having your order correct is a great feeling. But if you receive something completely wrong, it is then you must decide to eat the crap or return to fix the offending order. If you have to get back in your car and return, then you have wasted precious moments of your life dealing with schmucks who can't correctly place a fast food order in a bag. A portion of your existence will be spent with no other purpose other than to correct some idiot's malfeasance regarding your food experience. In closing, McTrust should be taught in training for any fast food environment, even though the participants in the training probably won't realize the gravity of the valuable commodity of McTrust.

Person #1: SON OF A BITCH!

Person #2: What's wrong, guy?

Person #1: Those cocksuckers at {fast-food restaurant} fucked me again! I ordered a double cheeseburger with no onions and they gave me a bag of onions with a side of pickled pig's feet. Their McTrust just went to ZERO. I guess I'll be back in a few minutes.

Person #2: Why? Where are you going?

Person #1: Heading back up there to bury my foot in the manager's ass. Here, hold this $200 for bail money, because I am going to need it by the time I get done thrashing this asshole.

Person #2: Uhh, sure man.. whatever.

McTrust by SenorMusk January 11, 2008

McTrusty 

Super hot, much hotter than any Andrew. Very talented singer and guitarist with awesome hair and sense of style.

Scrawny, spotty, glaswegian - who you'd totally tap anyway!

You know that McTrusty? I'd totally tap that!!!!

McTrusty by MosesNatie July 7, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008