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McSuckOff 

When a girl with so much makeup that she looks like Ronald McDonald gives you a blow job.
Person 1: "I just got a McSuckOff by Ashley"
Person 2: "Nice bro!"
McSuckOff by LIMPBIZKUTFAN4EVER August 8, 2014
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McSuckOff 

When you’re known throughout the work area as someone who constantly blows management to make them happy. Must be under 5’5 to meet this requirement.
There’s he goes, blowing management....”I got it boss!” Such a McSuckOff!
McSuckOff by Purpleheartsgt06 May 21, 2021

saint cunty mcfuckoff 

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
saint cunty mcfuckoff by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

Cunty McFuckoff 

A fragile narcissist who tries to make everyone else as miserable as they are. They are also back stabbing pieces of shit that spend time trying to set others up to be in trouble but just make themselves look as stupid as they actually are and look.

Aka: Hope Donnely from Taylor Farms in Smyrna, TN.
Pers 1) Did you see the email that Cunty McFuckoff sent in attempt to make the other shift look bad?

Pers 2) Yeah, it really proved she is as stupid as she looks

Sucky McSuckfest 

I hear Kajagoogoo is coming out with a new album. Boy, that thing is going to be a sucky McSuckfest!
To order a large amount of food at McDonald's, any time of day, especially while under the influence of be-it drugs or alcohol.
"Man, I blazed then went out for a McScoff, it was delicious."
McScoff by Notphillyswirl November 7, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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