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McSuckOff 

When you’re known throughout the work area as someone who constantly blows management to make them happy. Must be under 5’5 to meet this requirement.
There’s he goes, blowing management....”I got it boss!” Such a McSuckOff!
McSuckOff by Purpleheartsgt06 May 21, 2021

saint cunty mcfuckoff 

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
saint cunty mcfuckoff by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

Cunty McFuckoff 

A fragile narcissist who tries to make everyone else as miserable as they are. They are also back stabbing pieces of shit that spend time trying to set others up to be in trouble but just make themselves look as stupid as they actually are and look.

Aka: Hope Donnely from Taylor Farms in Smyrna, TN.
Pers 1) Did you see the email that Cunty McFuckoff sent in attempt to make the other shift look bad?

Pers 2) Yeah, it really proved she is as stupid as she looks

Sucky McSuckfest 

I hear Kajagoogoo is coming out with a new album. Boy, that thing is going to be a sucky McSuckfest!
To order a large amount of food at McDonald's, any time of day, especially while under the influence of be-it drugs or alcohol.
"Man, I blazed then went out for a McScoff, it was delicious."
McScoff by Notphillyswirl November 7, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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