McSpit 

A saying that McDonald's workers in the UK say when someone has rudely asked for food, mostly a Big Mac. One of the team members actually spits on the burger and hands it to the customer

Customer: Can I have a BigMac please?
Lisa: Certainly, it won't be long
Customer: Oi, moron. I ordered my BigMac a while ago and I'm still waiting for it, hurry the hell up will you.
Lisa: Certainly sir *goes to the kitchen* Joe, we need a McSpit
Joe: OK Lisa, one McSpit coming up *spits in burger*
Lisa: Here you go sir, enjoy
Customer: About damn time!

McSpit by foodfightsarefun February 28, 2012

Going for a McShit 

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

Going for a McShit by Snake July 9, 2004

McSpillined 

When the band does a simple straight boring bash through a song while reading the chart. Lacking in dynamics or any real auditory interest.

Well, we mcspillined our way through that song, let's try making it interesting this time.

McSpillined by TheRavenNevermore January 31, 2018

McShit 

Usually 30 minutes after the complete ingestion of a McDonald's meal one is faced with McCramps. These cramps are just like regular stomach pains, but differ in the fact that they are brought on by eating McDonalds.

Usually 10-15 minutes after the McCramps/McPains occur one will get the McFarts. These are generally farts with an odor similar to that of death. They reak and reak and generally cause people with you during that time to leave.

Finally, the McCramps get so bad that you run to the washroom and begin to expell feces. These feces are refered to as McShits. They are usually consist of diharea or some liquid and some solid parts. They also have an odor of death, and can cause one to pass out if they McShit too long. Generally, after a good round of McShits, the Large Intestine feels as if it has had an enema, and is generally happy until it one eats McDonald's again.

After the McShits subside you are done with the cycle, or your body may still be undergoing the the "McShit" process, and one will continue to McFart until the McCramps go away. That is the signal to enter society once again.

Matt: Omg Dude McDonald's is so good!
Sasa: I know, but it'll be bad later man, trust me...
Matt: How do you figure?
Sasa: The McShits bro, you'll see.

----- 30 Mins Later -----

Matt: Oh dude this is killing me! Ahh, what is this sensation?
Sasa: Thats the McCramps man... I told you!

McShit by xSasax February 12, 2007

McSpittoon 

A soft drink cup from McDonald's used as a receptacle or cuspidor into which girls who do not swallow,spit cum.

When my date did not discard her cup after she finished her Coke,I had high hopes she was saving it as a McSpittoon.

McSpittoon by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

McShitmypants 

The feeling one experiences after enjoying a McOrgy sandwich

Yo man, I feel like imma gonna McShitmypants after eating that greasy ass fuck

McShitmypants by lkasdjfashdflajdf April 21, 2010

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

McShit with lies by McPhail April 19, 2005