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when someone (ugly person) asks for your digits and you make a random excuse and run that is being a mcqueef,
Guy#1: what’s your insta
Girl#1: um I use cool math (runs)
Guy#1: Damn she mcqueef me
Mcqueef by monkeylovee February 2, 2026

mcqueef sandwich

where a female takes both peices of bread and wipes then on her vagina, and queefing all over the bread which puts all sorts of things such as "butter" on the sandwich, thus making it a mcqueef sandwich!
thomas mcqueef wants a mcqueef sandwich
mcqueef sandwich by matty boy jr February 26, 2009

Beefy McQueef 

A fat little shit stain who says they do sporty activities such as running and brags about how they can do 50 pressups, as well as that a Beefy McQueef supposedly eats salad and vegetables 24/7 whereas they're still a fat cunt who has been caught lacking with 12 krispy kremes a day as well as a chocolate yazoo in the mornings
Example 1:"This bumbaclot blocking my way off the bus, mooovee urself Beefy Mcqueef u oversized whale carcass."

Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."

"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*

"Wrong chin nyigga!"
Beefy McQueef by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

Lightning mcqueef 

When a woman has a quick,unexpected queef.
Jimmy: Did you hear about Sarah in the middle of math class, she queefed super fast it was so unexpected it made me jump.

Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .

Beefy McQueef 

A fat little shit stain who says they do sporty activities such as running and brags about how they can do 50 pressups, as well as that a Beefy McQueef supposedly eats salad and vegetables 24/7 whereas they're still a fat cunt who has been caught lacking with 12 krispy kremes a day as well as a chocolate yazoo in the mornings
Example 1:"This bumbaclot blocking my way off the bus, mooovee urself Beefy Mcqueef u oversized whale carcass."

Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."

"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*

"Wrong chin nyigga!"
Beefy McQueef by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

cars mcqueef 

Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet
Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.
cars mcqueef by avasays July 31, 2017